15 August 2016

"We're going out somewhere"

Iolo predicts it is going to be a good day, as he is taking a day off, and they are going out somewhere;  Tyler replies that he cannot.   

"But you're in the middle of a six-week holiday!"

Iolo protests that he is in the middle of a six-week holiday, 

"Health and Safety course"

but Tyler announces he has to attend a course on Health and Safety, but they could go somewhere later.

Mark catches Vicky in the bathroom

Vicky is shocked when Mark walks into the bathroom with a sledgehammer, and almost catches her naked.   

"Psychopath  – with a sledgehammer!"

“The lock’s broken, but you can’t come barging in here like a psychopath!” she squeals.   

He advises her that as soon as she is finished in there, he will be ripping the bathroom out, as the new one is due to arrive in half an hour.   

"You can soak in the new bath tonight!"

“You’ll be able to soak in the new bath tonight,” he asserts, “I know what I’m doing – I’ve watched DIY programmes and internet videos.”

"I'm seeing the neurologist . . ."

When Gaynor meets him by the cashpoint, Tyler tells her he has an appointment with the neurologist, 

" . . . but I haven't told Iolo"

but he has not told Iolo, to avoid worrying him.

"Come on, Jason, we've got things to do!"

Then she meets Jason and Sara by the café;  Sara seems eager to get Jason away from her;  

"That Gaynor was flirting with you!"

“That Gaynor flirts with you every chance she gets!” Sara moans.   

"Well, I'm such a handsome bloke!"

He replies that it is hardly surprising as he is such a handsome bloke.

"Where's my bathroom suite?"

Mark is by the front gate, looking up the road 

"Their telephone line is dead"

as Vicky comes out of ther front door to tell him that the phone line she is trying to ring is dead.   Mark asks Dai, who is passing, if he has seen a Davies and Richards van.

"They went bust last week!"

“That’s a good joke!” laughs Dai, “They folded last week!   Couldn’t pay their bills and went bust.   You must be stupid to deal with crooks like them, and don’t tell me – you had to pay up front before delivery?   

"You won't see a penny of that again!"

“You won’t see a penny of that again – you should have dealt with a reputable company.”

Then Dai has a brainwave;  “As it happens, I’ve got a top of the range bathroom suite at APD, and I could get it here before lunch.   Not a penny to pay until it’s delivered!”   

Dai is very pleased with himself

Mark has little choice but to agree, and Dai smiles broadly.

"I've come to see Cadno about the camping"

Sara arrives at Penrhewl to discuss the camping on Wednesday night with Cadno, but Eifion insists he is dealing with that.   

The postcard from DJ .

The post has just arrived and it includes a postcard from New Zealand;  

We know what happens to things in the bin! 

Eifion tears it in half and consigns it (rather unwisely) to the bin

Sara is confident of having quite a good crowd of campers, 

"So a fee of £100 would be reasonable?"

so Eifion suggests, “A fee of £100 would be reasonable then?” which shocks her.   Just then Cadno comes in, having heard voices, 

"Put the kettle on, Eifion!"

and tells Eifion to put the kettle on.   He nervously replies that Sara is in a hurry to leave, and only came to see how Cadno was recovering;  and Sara does not deny this.   

"We can forget the £100 fee, can we?"

As he hustles her out of the door, Sara says, “We can forget the £100 fee, can we?”

Iolo is not happy when he sees . . .

In the café, Iolo looks disappointed at the message on his phone, 

. . . Tyler will not be back for lunch

advising that Tyler cannot make lunch.   

"And it's all your fault!"

He complains that it is all Gaynor’s fault;  “Organising courses during holidays – courses you obviously don’t attend!”   

Gaynor says not a word

Gaynor makes no reply as Iolo storms out.

Eileen comes to Penrhewl, bearing lunch

Eileen bring some cawl to Penrhewl for their lunch, but Eifion tell her he is cooking carbonara.   

"Will you be cooking that for the campers?"

“Will you be cooking that for the campers on Wednesday?” she asks, 

"Campers?   What campers?"

which immediately causes Cadno to query it.   

Eifion tries to extricate himself

Eifion tries to suggest that it is nothing definite, but Eileen continues, “That’s not what Jason said – there is some deal between you and him.   

"That would have gone straight in your pocket"

“That money would have gone straight into your pocket!”

Eifion denies this and argues that he did not want to worry Cadno with such trivia.   

"We do need every penny!"

She insists, “You should have told me – but we do need every penny at the moment, so thank you!”

Where have APD been hiding this van?

Dai has arrived at Maes-y-Deri in APD’s van (which we have not seen before) 

"Jim, I've shifted that bathroom suite!"

and phones Jim to tell him, “You know that cheap bathroom suite at the back of the yard?   Well, I’ve sold it!   There’s always some mug somewhere!”

Vicky has just returned from having her nails done, and refuses to help carry the stuff from the van.   As Dai stresses that he cannot do it on his own, 

They hear an anguished cry

they hear a bang and a cry of pain, so they rush into the house, 

Mark has sustained an accident

where they find Mark, unconscious, the washbasin on the floor with pieces missing and water leaking from a pipe.   

He begins to move

Mark begins to stir, 

"Lord, save us from these amateurs!"

and tries to get up.

"Have you called the doctor?"

Vicky summons her mother, and when she arrives, Mark is recovering in a deckchair outside the house.   Debbie asks if they have called a doctor;  

"I'd phone a plumber!"

Dai emerges from the house and remarks, “I’d phone a plumber!   Mark pulled the pipework off the wall – there’s more water in there than a lake.   I found the stopcock – under a lot of rubbish.   

"If only you'd had a professional in"

“If only you had a professional in from the start – are you willing to live without water for a few days?”

Debbie answers that Vicky and the baby can come to the café;  

"What – leave me here with Dol?"

“What – leave me here with Dol?” wails Mark.

In the Deri, Iolo asks Gaynor when this course is due to end, but she remains non-committal;  

"He's not on a course, is he?"

“He’s not on a course, is he?” Iolo concludes, but Gaynor admits she has already said too much.

"Where are you, Jason?"

Sara is in the street, phoning Jason;  when he answers he says he is just finishing a delivery, whereas   

"Just finishing a delivery"

in fact, he is in the Deri with Gaynor, who hopes he will not get a telling-off from Sara.   

Jason does not appear to be concerned

“I can handle Sara!” he promises her, “She doesn’t need to know everything!”   

"What secrets do you two have, then?"

Eifion, who is lurking nearby, enquires, “What secrets do you two have, then?”   

Sara just takes one look

At that moment, Sara comes into the pub, sees them together and leaves again.

"You really ought to see a doctor"

Despite Debbie’s insistence that he should see a doctor, Mark maintains that it is simply a bruise;  

"I'm going to finish this job!"

“I have a bathroom to finish, and Iolo texted he’ll be over in the morning.   I’ve started the job myself, and that’s how I’ll finish it!”

When Eifion arrives back at the farm, he rather pointedly comments to Eileen, “Are you still here?”   I’m going to make something fresh for dinner instead of your cawl, then I’ve got a DVD for us to watch later.”

"Trying to get your feet under the table!"

Eileen can see his plan;  “I know what you’re doing – trying to get your feet under the table!”   While Cadno takes a phone call, 

"I'll be keeping an eye on you!"

Eileen warns Eifion, “Don’t try and shut Jim and me out of Penrhewl!   I know what you’re doing, and will be keeping an eye on you.”

Cadno is warned to watch him

Before she goes, she tells Cadno, “This one can be sly when he wants to be,” which Eifion does not appreciate.

"I saw you with Gaynor, having fun!"

Jason gets home to be greeted by, “I saw you with Gaynor in the Deri, having fun!”   He is incredulous that she could think there was something going on between them.   “What am I supposed to think, with you flirting like a teenager?” she demands.

He has made a big sale

“For your information, I sold her a top of the range tent,” he explains, “And know how I did it?   By doing exactly what you do – smile nicely and flirt like anything, until the money’s in my hand.”   He hands over the cash, and Sara feels rather silly.   

"You can congratulate me if you like!"

“You can congratulate me if you like,” he adds.

"She's just jealous!"

Cadno comes downstairs, unable to sleep as she has so much on her mind.   Eifion alleges that Eileen is simply jealous that he is looking after her, and she is not.

"And why are you looking after me?"

“And why are you looking after me?” demands Cadno, “You’re going out of your way to help me – doing everything for me – there must be a reason.”

“You’re the mother of my children,” he assures her, “Don’t tell me you agree with that old bat!   I don’t want our good relationship to be spoiled by stupid ideas.”   

Cadno smells a rat

Cadno looks doubtful.

Jason is preparing dinner, but Sara offers to take him out for a curry – and he can even have a starter and dessert if he is lucky.   

"I like it when you crawl!"

“I like it when you crawl!” he comments, but she maintains the camping trip is more stressful than expected.

“This is not stress – you’re eaten up by jealousy!” he diagnoses, 

"I can think of a better way to apologise"

“I can think of a better way to apologise than buying curry – oh yes!”

"I know there wasn't any course!"

Iolo gets back to number 7 and confronts Tyler;  “I know there wasn’t any course – I spoke to Gaynor.   Where have you been?”   

"I saw the neurologist"

Then Tyler admits he has been at the hospital, seeing the neurologist.   “I’ve been worrying all day – you lied and disappeared!” frets Iolo, “You’re not ill, are you?”

"It's good news – I'm all right!"

Tyler replies that it is good news – he is all right, 

"You should have told me!"

but Iolo tells him, “I’m still angry – you should have told me!”

"I want us to get married!"

“Today has made me think – I want us to get married as soon as possible,” says Tyler, “No fuss, just do it the first chance we get!”

This is too much for Iolo

Iolo cannot believe this;  “This morning you couldn’t even tell me you had a hospital appointment – now you want us to get married.   You haven’t thought this through!”

Tyler asserts that he loves Iolo, so what else is there to say?   Iolo is confused.